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Sunday, January 28, 2007

Trumping Kane
As an interesting little side-note to my piece on Errol Morris' The Thin Blue Line, Morris' website has a clip (here) from an interview he did with Donald Trump, focusing on Citizen Kane.

I don't have much time for Trump, but he is pretty articulate in commenting on the movie, although I don't know if "get yourself a different woman" is the message I'd take from the film. Nevertheless, it's interesting to hear the comments of a modern-day William Randolph Hearst on the movie. It's a shame that Morris' interview is squirrelled away on the web and largely unseen, but Trump's "you're fired" shenanigans are on TV.

(My own main piece on Kane is here.)



Sunday, January 21, 2007

They're Coming to Get You, Barbara


One of the holy grails of special effects for a few years now has been the fully realistic all-digital animated human. Computer animated human characters have been passed off as real for fleeting shots, most often to replace stunt people, but nobody has ever given one any kind of serious acting to do. Yet people have been assuming it was just around the corner for years, with the general assumption being that someone would use digital technology to try to bring back a deceased star (existing gestures in this direction, like Marlon Brando in Superman Returns, have always used manipulated footage of the original actor).

The problem is the so called Uncanny Valley: the closer something that isn't human gets to a human appearance, the more unnerving the end result. If you want a sterling example, check out the zombie-like recreation of popcorn spruiker Orville Redenbacher below. Redenbacher was apparently well-known for his folksy popcorn pitching in the States, but has been dead for fifteen years. The company, however, decided to bring him back, and produced a new ad with a computer-generated Redenbacher courtesy of effects house Digital Domain (and directed by David Fincher, believe it or not). Even though it's just a TV spot, it looks pretty state-of-the-art: my hunch is Digital Domain subsidised the work on the ads as a research exercise. If you did the effects for a feature film, I don't think it would be much better. Yet recoil in horror at the creepy result (and trust me - it's worse at full definition).



The company has been flooded with so many complaints about both the tastefulness of the ad and its execution that it has had to come up with a form letter responding to those expressing their distaste:

Your communication concerning the new Orville Redenbacher TV ads was most welcome, and we appreciate your taking the time to contact us.

We understand that using breakthrough technology in this way can raise some eyebrows. However, we have taken the utmost care to replicate Orville's endearing personality and likeness. Our most important goal is to respect and advance the legacy of the brand's founder. The Retro ads which have recently aired received an extremely positive reception from consumers, and with the breakthroughs in technology, we are now able to introduce Orville to a whole new generation!

The Redenbacher family is excited for Orville's return to our advertising and marketing initiatives. Gary Redenbacher, who represents the Redenbacher family, has fully endorsed our direction and he is excited about ConAgra's efforts to advance his grandfather's legacy.

As we design future initiatives, your comments will be carefully considered. We appreciate the time you have taken to contact us and your interest in our products.

Sincerely,

ConAgra Foods Consumer Affairs


Even the guy in the ad (second shot) seems horrified. When Zombie-Orville, bobbing around Weekend At Bernies-style, says "...or my name isn't Orville Redenbacher," it makes me think of the old Warner Bros. cartoon follow-up. "... And it isn't."

I suspect the digital human is a little further off than we might have thought.




Tuesday, January 02, 2007

What I Want for Christmas Next Year
In a not very timely post, I wanted to take a moment to reflect on the films that I wish were available on DVD here in Australia but aren't, and express the (belated) Christmas wish that we might see these before next year.

Generally I think that we're actually pretty well off in this country, even given the lesser release schedules we get compared to the US. There are a couple of animation collections that I'm pretty much resigned to never seeing (further waves of Disney Treasures, for example), but generally it seems most of the things we want we eventually get. This is particularly the case with smaller distributors (notably Madman) getting up more steam and increasingly filling the niche that outfits like Criterion do in the US. (In fact, I watched their version of Rififi the other day, and my hunch is it is a port of the Criterion version).

It's got to the point where studios are even releasing DVD's of films that never even existed, like the Richard Donner version of
Superman II. And yet... there remain a few stubborn films that just refuse to come out. Here are the top few on my wishlist, in no particular order:

Chungking Express (Wong Kar Wei), 1994

Wong's back catalogue is reasonably well represented, but there's still no sign of probably his best known film (except maybe In the Mood for Love and 2046, both of which are on DVD). One of the best films of the nineties, Chungking Express is a hypnotic trilogy of stories of missed connections and unrequited love in Hong Kong. It's particularly notable for its very influential cinematography (by Christopher Doyle) and memorable use of music.

The Court Jester (Norman Panama & Melvin Frank), 1956

This old Danny Kaye standard is about as much pure fun as you could ever hope for from a movie. It's built around a bravura comedy performance by Kaye, but is also full of great supporting players. There are many now-classic bits: The "pellet with the poison and flagon with the dragon" discussion, Kaye's magnetised suit of armour, the long hypnotism bit, and so on.

Sleeper (Woody Allen), 1973

We know the disks exist, because MGM put them in a box set years ago, bundled with about eight of his other films. But where's the individual release? This is one of my favourite Allen films, one of the "early, funny ones," and about as good as comedy sci-fi gets. Perhaps most interestingly, it sees Allen doing some long bits of physical comedy, and doing them very well.

Sherlock Jr (Buster Keaton), 1924

Madman have done a pretty good job of releasing Buster Keaton disks with their excellent ports of the mk2 editions from overseas. But this is the one I really want: the best and most sophisticated of Keaton's films. Perhaps they're shy about the running time (a mere 44 minutes) but surely more would buy this than College. The perfect edition would have the score by the Blue Grassy Knoll that appeared in live showings a few years ago.

Touch of Evil (Original Version, Orson Welles), 1958

The only version of this we have in this country (as elsewhere) is the re-edited version from a few years ago. But I want the original version, if only to have Henry Mancini's great opening score across the opening titles. And even if Welles had issues with it, it's still the version that was prepared in his lifetime. (We know what he didn't like about the release version, but we don't know what he didn't like about the re-edit). To quote Jonathan Rosenbaum (here), the critic who was amongst those who put together the new cut:
I was a consultant on the third version--a re-edit by Walter Murch based on a memo written by Welles to Universal in the 50s--and it was never the intention of Murch, me, or our producer Rick Schmidlin to replace the film's original release version or the longer preview version that supplanted it in the 70s. We were hoping that all three could be released in a DVD box set. Universal, are you listening?

Police Story 3 (Stanley Tong), 1992

This is the most important of Jackie Chan's films still not released, and caught him at what I think is his peak (as opposed to most fans, who prefer his stuff from a few years earlier). I usually don't like the Chan films where his fighting takes back seat to his big stunts and vehicle chases, but this is the exception. The final chase in this (which includes portions on foot, bike, train, car and helicopter) is just stunning, one of my favourite action sequences ever.

So, fingers crossed... even just two or three of these would make my year.

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